Nicknames:
When I was little my mum said dad called me pooh. Which my mum thought was cute. In I don't know when he stopped calling me pooh but now my mum and I call Wendy pooh too. When you were little you didn't poop every day. I think it was because you were cows milk intolerant so early and we didn't know it. So when I went dairy free you started popping daily I started calling you pooper as a joke.
Sometimes I sing you songs where I call you poopah or moo. You look at me when I say moo in a way that makes me think you know I'm referring to you and now I'm worried you think your name is moo rather than Wendy or Gwendolyn.
When I was little my mum said dad called me pooh. Which my mum thought was cute. In I don't know when he stopped calling me pooh but now my mum and I call Wendy pooh too. When you were little you didn't poop every day. I think it was because you were cows milk intolerant so early and we didn't know it. So when I went dairy free you started popping daily I started calling you pooper as a joke.
Sometimes I sing you songs where I call you poopah or moo. You look at me when I say moo in a way that makes me think you know I'm referring to you and now I'm worried you think your name is moo rather than Wendy or Gwendolyn.